Roasted 7 months ago based on Saelix's long term Spotify stats.

Saelix, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's shopping list at the local ethnic market. French rap? J-Pop? And let’s not forget that glorious collection of chanson! It's as if you decided that mainstream genres were too mainstream and opted for the “I-Make-My-Coffee-Using-A-Chicory-Filter” section of the music library. Honestly, your musical taste feels like it was curated by a millennial who just discovered a French film festival and hasn’t quite come down from their existential crisis. Let’s talk about your “Top Artists” — it’s a paradise for anyone who prefers three-hour-long indie film soundtracks over actual songs! "Saelix" at number three? Congratulations on being your own biggest fan. Nothing screams "I’ll never leave my basement" quite like putting yourself in the same league as GIMS and YOASOBI. I can just picture you vibing to your own music while wondering why no one else is at the concert. Spoiler alert: It's because your biggest hit is apparently “Melody of Solitude”, and frankly, it’s a fitting title for someone who is clearly trying to make fetch happen with their French R&B. And those most played songs? Good luck explaining this eclectic mix to someone under the age of 30; you'd probably need a power point presentation and a full K-Pop dance break to clarify that you didn't lose a bet. "Für Elise (but it's a waltz)” is a solid joke on its own—what's next, a remix of Beethoven featuring ASMR whispers? If Spotify ever starts a "Colossal Cringe" playlist, I’d recommend you add yourself on repeat. The world deserves a laugh, after all!

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