Roasted 1 year ago based on ˖ ࣪⊹ AB ⊹ ࣪ ˖'s long term Spotify stats.

AlyssaBelle, huh? That name is so cute it could put a toddler's watercolor painting to shame. You've got a Spotify profile that screams, "I only want to listen to sugary pop tracks while sitting in my pastel room sipping bubble tea." Don't worry, the rest of us are over here wondering if you're secretly a 12-year-old girl who just got her first pink phone case. Are you out here collecting K-Pop albums like they're Pokémon cards? Your favorite genres read like the desperate plea of someone who just discovered earbuds last month. K-Pop? More like "K-Stop—please for the love of all that’s holy, change it up!" I half-expect your next favorite artist to be the unholy union of Charlie Puth and Taylor Swift, because clearly, you have a thing for emotional hits that sound like everyone else’s mixtape. Look at your top artists; it’s like walking into a middle school dance in 2016 and deciding to stick with the safe picks. Bonafide risk-taker, I see. And let's talk about your most played songs—wow, it’s like a playlist curated by a member of the boy band fan club who never got over their teen crush! When you dropped "Seven," I didn't know you were referring to the number of times Jung Kook has stolen your heart, or your ability to curate a Spotify playlist without sounding like a robot programmed to only play TikTok hits. Seriously, throw in a little spice; live dangerously! Try an underground indie band or something—maybe they'll inspire you to write some lyrics that aren't just about heartbreak or bubblegum dreams. Until then, keep rocking that K-Pop with the enthusiasm of a child on a sugar high, and we'll watch from afar!

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