Roasted 11 months ago based on ziskrji's long term Spotify stats.

Oh zuzanna, your Spotify profile is like an emotional rollercoaster designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether to be a moody artist or a chipper pop star. Let's be real—your favorite genres read like the world's shortest identity crisis. Indie, garage rock, emo, and then BOOM, you sprinkle in the softest pop like a kid trying to hide Brussels sprouts under a pile of chocolate. At this point, your playlist is less a reflection of your musical taste and more a soundtrack to your Instagram story’s midlife crisis. And then we have your top artists. I mean, a lineup including Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, and Måneskin? Wow, you really are trying to be the emotional support for everyone's teenage angst from 2020 to the present. I half-expect you to start throwing artistic tantrums in the middle of coffee shops while belting out tragic lyrics like you're auditioning for "The Voice." Just so you know, the only sensible thing on here is the LEGO Ninjago remix, and you know it. It’s the one moment of fun amid a sea of melodrama that suggests you might as well be living in a gothic novel. Your most played songs confirm my theory that you’re the poster child for existential dread. "Male Fantasy" followed by three different Arctic Monkeys songs? It’s like you woke up one day and said, "I want my Spotify to sound like a breakup between two artsy kids in a coffee shop.” And dear, I could practically hear the over-priced artisan latte foam bursting in joy at that choice. Don’t worry, though, keep living your best life while the rest of us indulge in actual bops and not just the soundtrack for the last three seasons of “Euphoria.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!