Roasted 18 days ago based on Arush's long term Spotify stats.

Arush, your Spotify profile looks like the musical equivalent of a confused toddler wielding a crayon—just a chaotic splash of genres with no clear direction. Seriously, between Hindi Pop, Bollywood, and Gujarati Garba, it's like you’re trying to win the award for the most diverse identity crisis. And don’t get me started on the Brazilian Phonk; is that an actual genre or did you just throw the words together while eating a caipirinha? You have the kind of playlist that makes people wonder if you’re trying to appeal to every demographic at a family reunion. Then there’s your top artist list. You’ve got The Weeknd and Charlie Puth bumping shoulders with Pritam and Sachin-Jigar like a weird Bollywood crossover that no one asked for. It’s like you fished out every artist who doesn't belong in the same place and tossed them into a Spotify blender. Ed Sheeran must be shaking in his boots knowing he’s in the same lineup as Aditya Rikhari, who, let’s be honest, sounds like a sneeze followed by a question mark. If your music taste were a meal, it’d be a four-course disaster that no one wants to finish. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. You’ve got "Akhiyaan Gulaab" next to "Starboy," which sounds more like a mashup of two sides of your personality—one side is trying to be mysterious and cool while the other secretly cries during Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge. Honestly, if I had to play your top ten songs for a mood, I’d either expect a chaotic dance party gone wrong or a desperate attempt to get under the sheets for some feels. Honestly, I’m convinced your playlist is a potion for instant regret; I hope you have a solid ‘escape plan’ ready for when people inevitably question your choice of music!

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