Roasted 2 years ago based on Ephyarh's long term Spotify stats.

Ephyarh, your Spotify profile screams “I can’t decide whether I’m more African or a hyperactive squirrel on caffeine.” With a favorite genre list longer than a Nigerian uncle’s wedding invitation, it’s clear you've cornered the market on music confusion. Afrobeats? Check. Nightcore? Definitely. You’ve got more flavors than an ice cream shop, yet your playlist still melts like vanilla left in a sunbeam. To be honest, the only thing wilder than this collection is the sound of your Spotify algorithm trying to reconcile all of it. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Your love for G4MI is truly commendable—if you were trying to single-handedly keep the entire Spotify streaming count of this artist afloat, you'd definitely succeed. But seriously, how many plays does the world need for “What’s Love” before it finally gets the idea? You have more G4MI tracks than I have socks, buddy, and that's saying something considering I'm a "no-match-left-behind" type of person. At this point, I'm convinced G4MI is secretly your alter ego, and somewhere out there, you’re using “expectations” as your personal life motto. And then there’s that most played list: “Commas,” “Sika,” and “Stay - sped up version” are screaming louder than a toddler on a sugar high at a birthday party. I mean, what's with the obsession with speed? Are you trying to outrun a bad decision or just convincing yourself that your playlist is as fast-paced as your life? If your Spotify wrapped could talk, it would say one thing: "Does Ephyarh even listen to anything other than G4MI? Asking for a friend!" So here's the deal, Ephyarh: either diversify your taste or just admit you’ve found your musical soulmate in G4MI and be done with it.

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