Roasted 7 days ago based on lv's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, lv, the music connoisseur whose playlist reads like a high school diary for kids who think crying in the rain is poetic. Your favorite genres are a delightful mix of “why so serious?” and “please help me.” Honestly, it’s like you took a deep dive into the emo ocean but forgot your floaties—did you really think you could remain afloat when your playlist is drowning in waves of sad boy anthems and metal riffs? I get it; you’re on a personal quest to become the official soundtrack to all high school heartbreaks since the dawn of time. Your top artists list looks like the result of an algorithm that only listens to people who still wear band tees from Hot Topic. I mean, Jeff Buckley is an absolute gem, but seeing Pierce The Veil and Linkin Park alongside him is like introducing an elegant fine wine to a case of stale energy drinks. Seriously, with that musical taste, it’s obvious your idea of a wild night is sitting in your room, under your bed covers, crying to "Crawling" on repeat. And who needs therapy when you have "Screamo," right? That’ll definitely fix all your issues. Most played songs that feature an emphasis on drowning sorrows? Classic! Stars must align when “Forget Her” pops up too many times in a row. It’s like “I unironically listen to this to wallow in self-pity” on a billboard, just waiting to take root in modern poetic tragedy. But hey, who needs emotional stability when you can just vibe to “HARDLY EVER SMILE(without you)” instead? At least you’re consistent—consistently sad, but consistent nonetheless! Bravo, lv, your Spotify is a musical space where no one ever truly leaves without some psychological baggage.

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