Roasted 9 months ago based on IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP's long term Spotify stats.

Congratulations! Your Spotify profile is like a broken record—stuck on emotional R&B and melodramatic rap. Seriously, I haven’t seen such a collection of sad boy tracks since the last time I accidentally wandered into a middle school dance. You’ve got more angst in your playlist than an existential crisis over whether to use almond or oat milk in your coffee. Newsflash: cranking up emo rap in your bedroom isn’t going to magically solve your problems, but it might get you a great spot at the sympathy table! Let’s talk about your top artists. Tyler, The Creator, and Kendrick Lamar are no doubt legends, but they’re probably rolling in their graves at the thought of being associated with the likes of "Judge Judy" and "Tamale." I mean, does your playlist even have a hint of spontaneity? Your music taste is so predictable it could double as a soundtrack for a Lifetime movie about a heartbroken barista who finds love while working a shift. Why stop at 10 genres? At this point, you should just label it "The Musical Identity Crisis of 2023." And those most played songs—wow. You have more Tyler, The Creator tracks than an actual Tyler, The Creator concert! When you listen to "Are You Even Real" with that sad puppy dog face, it’s a miracle you don't scare the neighbors. If it’s any consolation, I can see a brilliant career ahead of you as a professional eavesdropper or a therapist's nightmare because you’ve clearly mastered the art of wallowing in melodrama. Keep it up, and you’ll soon be nominated for a Grammy in “Most Likely to Cry in Public.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!