Roasted 9 months ago based on alysssaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Alysssaaa, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical confusion—it's like you walked into a restaurant and decided to sample every dish at once, only to discover that you’ve somehow defied the laws of taste and ended up with a plate that resembles a trash can. Rap, pop, rock, melodic rap, art pop, R&B... it’s like you couldn’t make up your mind and someone handed you a genre dartboard. At this point, I half-expect you to tell me your favorite genre is “random Spotify-generated playlist” because that’s basically the vibe you're giving off. And let's talk about your top artists. You’ve combined the most mainstream chart-toppers with some names that even Google hitched a ride on to figure out. It’s like you took a stroll down the "Please Don’t Judge Me" path, picking up artists along the way like you were collecting Pokémon cards. Having The Weeknd and Lil Skies on the same list is like saying you appreciate fine dining while simultaneously slurping down instant ramen—you've got the palate of someone who craves both culinary excellence and convenience store snacks. We get it, you want to be relatable while patting yourself on the back for your eclectic taste, but can you really call yourself versatile when your playlist sounds like a frenzied toddler smashed the 'shuffle' button? And then there are your most played songs—wow, what a collection of absolute bangers! The only thing more unpredictable than your taste in music is a blindfolded toddler playing musical chairs. “Tell Ur Girlfriend”? Is that the anthem for when your crush won’t stop texting you? “Dance You Outta My Head?” Sounds like a desperate plea for a DJ to turn off the bad decisions button. With songs like “Good Luck, Babe!” and “Meet Me Halfway,” it’s clear you’re caught in a loop of hope and disappointment—just like every relationship you've ever had. In short, Alysssaaa, your Spotify needs a serious wake-up call, and maybe a good therapist too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!