Roasted 1 year ago based on Charlotte's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Charlotte, with a Spotify profile that screams "I color-code my planner and only date guys who own a record player." Your playlist is more confused than a cat in a dog park. "UK Pop"? "Talent Show"? That's not a genre; that's a sad collage of regret and a reminder that karaoke is best left to the professionals. I mean, you’ve got more “Pop” in your favorites than a 6-year-old’s birthday party, and let’s be real—if your taste was a fruit, it would be the overripe banana nobody wants. You’ve got top artists like Lana Del Rey and Adele, which usually indicates a penchant for deep vibes, yet here you are stanning Glee Cast like it’s still 2010 and the world hasn't moved on from high school show tunes. "Who the Hell Is Edgar?"—I’ll tell you who: the artist who quietly sobs every time you hit play. And honestly, "Dance Pop"? More like dance and pray nobody sees you doing the 'Cha Cha Slide' at a wedding while pretending you're at Coachella. Is your life a movie, or just a poorly scripted rom-com filled with awkward dance breaks? And then there’s your "most played songs," which are genuinely like high school diary entries set to music. “Apex Predator” and “My Sister's Crown”? Sweetheart, the only apex predator here is how much time you spend curating these playlists while avoiding actual social interaction. If music is a reflection of your life, I'm afraid the mirror's cracked. So go ahead, keep spinning that Europop while the rest of us enjoy our sanity. We wish you luck on your quest to become the queen of your fantasy pop kingdom. Just remember—reality is a thing, and it called to say maybe, just maybe, it’s time to expand your horizons.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!