Roasted 2 years ago based on bluenosepitbull's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Kayci Cheese, with a name like that, I half expect your favorite genre to be “cheesy pop” based on your cringe-worthy Spotify profile. Seriously, how does one manage to simultaneously claim love for both "Permanent Wave" and "Bedroom Pop"? It’s like you’re trying to curate a playlist for your existential crisis while simultaneously soothing your inner adolescent. You’ve got more genres listed than actual fans in your life—congratulations on creating a musical smorgasbord for your average middle schooler’s emo phase. And don’t get me started on your top artists. Tyler, the Creator, and Weezer? Are you aiming for a musical identity crisis or just a one-way ticket to the land of mismatched vibes? Mixing Frank Ocean with Pierce The Veil is like pairing a nice Merlot with a microwaveable pizza. What’s next? A playlist titled “Songs for the Hopelessly Confused”? You’ve managed to collect a lineup of artists that feel like you threw a dart at a board of trendy names and hope for the best. But let’s be honest: the only thing uniting them is your questionable taste in music. Finally, your most played songs are nothing short of a mess. “LEASE” by 阿保剛? What, did you just lose a bet and end up digging through the depths of the internet? And “Yesterday - Remastered 2015”? Now that’s just lazy; you must’ve run out of ideas and decided to go with the most basic nostalgic track possible. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to curate the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis packed into a single list. But hey, at least your Spotify showed up to join you at the party of bad musical choices—too bad it didn’t bring any friends.

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