Roasted 4 months ago based on Meg's long term Spotify stats.

Meg, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session for someone who can’t decide if they want to cry in the shower or throw a karaoke party in their garage. With "Dark R&B" and "Musicals" shaking hands in your favorites, it's no wonder you’re the musical equivalent of a bag of mixed nuts—everyone’s wondering why they’re stuck with you at the party, but alas, the weird combo is what keeps everyone talking. And let's face it, you probably sing show tunes while daydreaming about your next existential crisis. I mean, who do you think you are, curating a playlist that skips from "Trap Metal" to "Dream Pop" faster than a cat dodging a bath? Your obsession with Chase Atlantic is so intense that it feels less like listening and more like a one-sided relationship. I can practically hear them whispering sweet nothings in your ear while you sip that artisanal coffee concoction just a bit too loudly. I get it, you want to be seen as eclectic, but sweetie, this is more of an identity crisis than a diverse taste in music. And what’s with your most played tracks? “YOU TOO.” followed by “DON’T LAUGH”? Looks like we’ve cracked the code to Meg’s emotional rollercoaster—one part self-pity, two parts denial, and a sprinkle of Chase Atlantic brain rot! At this point, your songs should come with a warning label: "May induce cringe and internal reflection." But hey, if your goal was to give off the vibe of a hapless tragic hero in a coming-of-age film, congratulations! You nailed it. Enough with the playlists; maybe it's time for a self-help podcast instead!

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