Roasted 3 months ago based on ShangXxin's long term Spotify stats.

ShangXxin, I see your Spotify profile is basically a sad teenage diary set to music, and boy, does it show! Eight genres that sound like they were vomited out of an angsty 13-year-old's notebook, and I can’t tell if you're trying to keep your emo phase alive or just auditioning for a role in a cringe compilation. I mean, how many times can someone scream "I'm fine!" before you start to question your life choices? Your favorite artists look like a mental health crisis waiting to happen, and you say “tune in to my playlist” when we should really be saying “tune out your feelings.” Let’s talk about your top artist, Lund, who apparently churns out more songs than you do self-pitying Instagram captions. I didn't realize that three-note crooning and mumble rapping about existential dread could qualify as a music career. Were they the only ones in attendance at your last two emotional breakdowns? Don’t worry, we believe you when you say your Spotify account is a reflection of your deep personal struggles — we just can’t tell if that’s courage or just a massive cry for help. "F*ck Love"? More like "F*ck Your Inner Monologue," am I right? And finally, “most played songs” that could score the background music for a high school drama about teen angst. It's almost like a pity party over there and guess what? The only person invited is you! Put down the sad violin and step away from the playlist, dear friend. As the musical equivalent of a gloomy cloud, you’ve managed to be a walking contradiction: a bundle of happiness wrapped in a blanket of doom. But hey, if this music trend doesn’t work out, just remember: there’s always a career waiting for you as a professional sad boy. Keep those tears flowing; the world needs your kind of delinquent theatrics!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!