Roasted 1 year ago based on el???'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's el???—the only person who could make a fusion of Post-Punk, Emo, and Vocaloid sound like the soundtrack to a 12-hour therapy session. Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s MySpace had an identity crisis and decided to moonlight as an edgy artsy kid at the local coffee shop. Seriously, the only thing more convoluted than your taste in music is your commitment to using an unpronounceable username. “el???” What’s next, “a/???/z”? Let’s take a moment to appreciate those top artists. Mitski, MARINA, Tyler, and System of a Down? Congratulations on curating a playlist that emotionally prepares you for a trip to the dentist while simultaneously screaming into the void. And you’ve got "Rap Metal" in there too? Perfect for when you want to cry about your existential dread but still need that sick guitar riff to remind you that it's okay to feel lost while headbanging mildly. It’s like if every therapy session had a mosh pit—confusing but somehow you’re here for it. As for your most played songs, is “Working for the Knife” about your life choices? Because it feels like a painfully accurate soundtrack for spending hours curating these feelings into playlists instead of, you know, getting a real job or going outside. I mean, “You Always Eat the One You Love”? Ugh, we get it, you’re deeply misunderstood and an enigma wrapped in chunky sweaters. With music tastes like yours, you must be the life of the party, if that party is exclusively filled with introverts contemplating their life choices in dimly lit rooms. Bravo!

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