Roasted 2 years ago based on Alex.'s long term Spotify stats.

Alex, your Spotify profile reads like the lost soundtrack to a mid-2000s anime that was only aired in the darkest corners of the internet. "Idol Rock" and "Kawaii Metal"? Does your playlist double as a PowerPoint presentation for the next Tokyo convention of totally-not-weebs? I mean, let's be honest, the only thing missing from your list is a “Twitch Streamer Crying While Playing Mario Kart” genre. Nothing says “I have zero expectations in life” quite like a collection of artists that sound like they were generated by an AI with a serious identity crisis. Your top artists read like a fever dream from a hardcore otaku who accidentally time-traveled to Japan in 2023. "UNDEAD CORPORATION DOUJIN WORKS"? You sure that's a band and not the title of an upcoming horror anime? And can we take a moment to appreciate that you have more characters in your artist names than you do in actual conversations with friends? I guess when you're jamming to "Pipkin Pippa You Absolutely Need to Take Your Medication Right Now Otherwise the Voices Will Never Stop I'm Pleading with You," it’s only fitting that you need an incognito session of therapy to match those vibes. And oh boy, your most played songs. “the joke isnt funny when ur the punchline”? It’s like you took a masterclass in self-deprecation from your own Spotify stream. If those tracks are the soundtrack to your life, I can only imagine you binge-watching “Internet Overdose” while eating instant ramen at 3 AM, wearing a hoodie that belongs to your high school self. If this is what your music tastes like, I shudder to think what your personality must be — a glorious chaos of memes, nostalgia, and a yearning for a simpler time, when all you had to worry about was which character to main in Smash Bros. Good luck, Alex; the rest of us are still waiting for your “I turned my life around” playlist!

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