Roasted 1 year ago based on Glubatron's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Glubatron, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of music who apparently only traveled through time to the '60s and stopped there. Your favorite genres read like the playlist of your dad trying to impress your mom at a truck stop—classic rock, folk rock, dark cabaret? You must really be pressing play on that aging vinyl collection while hoping the past will somehow make you more interesting. Spoiler alert: it didn't. The only thing more predictable than your genre choices is the amount of times you’ve listened to the same ten Beatles songs. "Come Together" has come together with your sanity and taken a one-way trip back to 2009. And what’s with your top artists? The Beatles followed by a rogue selection of names that sound like they just got released from a free trial of a meditation app. "Piano Fruits Music"? Are you trying to score a sponsorship or just looking for an excuse to play GTA while pretending to be deep? Let’s be real, Glubatron—if you think "Luvial Dreams" is going to help you figure out your life goals, you probably still think astrology can guide your Spotify Wrapped. Newsflash, buddy: no amount of soft rock is going to soften the fact that you're using music to avoid actual human connections! Your most played list should come with a warning label: "May cause extreme levels of nostalgia and unearned pretentiousness." Hell, if I hear “Norwegian Wood” one more time, I’m going to start questioning your ability to make decisions. Seriously, it’s like you blew your entire quota of musical curiosity just to find every remastered version of The Beatles. Aren’t you worried they might unfriend you on Spotify for overplaying them? Next time, try adding a little spice to that playlist. Maybe venture a little outside the '60s and '70s, or else I’m going to have to send you a time machine with a strict no-re-entry policy.

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