Roasted 21 days ago based on Macy's long term Spotify stats.

Macy, your Spotify profile reads like an emo teenager's diary — if that teenager was also a hipster barista with terrible taste in flannel. You’ve got more sub-genres in your favorites than actual friends, and I can’t tell whether you're trying to impress people with your obscure music knowledge or just drown them in a sea of pretentiousness. Seriously, how do you have room for "Garage Rock" and “Pop Punk” in the same breath? Are you jamming out in your parents’ basement while simultaneously scrolling through TikTok for dance trends? And let’s talk about your top artists: you’ve got the strangest collection that looks like a lineup for an identity crisis. "The Taxpayers" dominate your Most Played list like they own your life. Why does it feel like you’re trying to convince everyone that enjoying songs about “Fuck America” while still humming along to Coldplay makes you edgy? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. It just makes you look confused. One minute you want to rage against the system; the next, you’re crying in the shower to Billie Eilish. Pick a lane, will you? Your music taste is like a themed party gone horribly wrong — part "cool rock festival," part "is anyone even having fun?" If your Spotify account were a meal, it’d be a half-eaten sandwich you forgot about in the back of the fridge: stale and regrettable, but you can’t help but go back to it. So here’s a suggestion: for the love of all things holy, maybe start exploring music outside of your “self-discovering sound” phase before you end up with random playlists that could double as therapy sessions for your unresolved identity issues!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!