Roasted 2 years ago based on andrei!'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Andrei! Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a high school kid trying way too hard to be cool but only succeeding in making all the wrong friends at the bus stop. With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span, it seems like you’re throwing music styles at the wall to see what sticks, but honestly, all I see is a desperate cry for help wrapped in a curtain of cringeworthy choices. "Canadian Pop"? Really? The only time we've seen a combo like that was when a moose attempted to rap about maple syrup! Your top artists are about as diverse as a pack of plain crackers, and Babe, I’d rather listen to elevator music than go through the torture of being imprisoned in your 'Do Not Play' list of “Rage Rap” and “Dark Plugg.” Among the names, Ken Carson appears to be your ride or die, but let’s not pretend he’s the next Mozart of the generation—the biggest success he has going for him is making you feel 1% cooler while you yell "It's Over" to your collection of unmatched socks. The Weeknd is rolling over in his grave—no wait, that’s just his new album dropping; either way, you need to step up your game. And your most played songs—give me a break! You might as well have titled them “A Compilation of Sound Therapy for Being a Hopeless Romantic Who’s Too Intimidated to Make Eye Contact.” If people see you on the dance floor trying to vibe to “Freestyle 2,” they’ll probably just call the cops thinking it’s another public disturbance. So while you’re downing your third energy drink, keep telling yourself that your curated playlists define who you are, but let's face it: they probably just define your questionable choices in life. Cheers to that, my dude!

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