Roasted 5 months ago based on cosmo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Star, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things rap and hip-hop. Your music taste is as broad as your favorite artist, Kanye West's ego. With a playlist that screams "I can't decide if I want to vibe or rage," it’s like you’re trying to cover all bases in case you ever need a soundtrack for an emotional breakdown or a dance-off at a bar mitzvah. You do realize "melodic rap" and "rage rap" are basically hip-hop's equivalent of being undecided about what flavor of ice cream you want—just pick one and stick with it, will you? Your top artists read like a tutorial for how to keep your Spotify 'recommended' section in a permanent state of confusion. Kanye and Drake? Classic, edgy, and totally out of ideas. And what’s with the emotional rollercoaster of having both "emo rap" and “drill” in your favorite genres? It's like you’re trying to summon every teenager’s mood swing all at once, while also establishing yourself as the emotional heartthrob of a high school talent show gone wrong. If I were your Spotify algorithm, I’d be begging for a vacation from the emotional whiplash. And let’s talk about those most played songs. STARGAZING, huh? Gotta love it—right next to “Jesus Is Lord” like you’re trying to decide if you should pray or rage. You really know how to keep it spiritual, don’t you? The only thing haunting your personal Spotify universe more than your song choices is the ghosts of all the other genres you’ve decided to ignore. So here’s an idea: next time you’re curating your playlist, maybe think about throwing in an artist that doesn’t have a name that sounds like a rejected password for your Wi-Fi. You know, just to keep things fresh.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!