Roasted 10 months ago based on Lex_01's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lex_01, what a surprise! Your music taste reads like a confessional of someone who screams at the clouds while wearing a beanie indoors. “Dark R&B”? Honey, the only dark thing about your playlist is the sheer amount of angst you’re packing. And let’s not even start with this "Nightcore" and "Vocaloid" obsession. I’m pretty sure the last time I heard anything that cringe-worthy, it was a high school band practicing in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Your Spotify's like a multi-colored trainwreck on an anime rollercoaster—a delightful disaster of genres that shouldn’t even exist together. Is it a musical, a fandom showcase, or just your therapy through music? Seriously, how many sub-genres of R&B can one person listen to before they need an intervention? We get it, you love sadness served with a side of autotune, but if I hear “Ethan Gander” one more time, I might just have to start a support group for survivors of your music taste. And let’s talk about your top artist choices. It looks like Spotify threw up a hipster salad without the dressing. I can't help but wonder if half of these names are made up by aiming at a random keyboard while crying over a J-Pop ballad. And what’s with the most played song being an ode to aliens? Are we supposed to take you seriously when your favorite tune sounds like it was tailor-made for the last meeting of the “Introverts Anonymous” club? At this point, I’d rather listen to the sound of my Wi-Fi dying than dive any deeper into your musical abyss, Lex. Keep vibing, though—someone's got to embody “let’s settle for the weirdest option.”

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists