Roasted 10 months ago based on Malek Elsady's long term Spotify stats.

Malek Elsady, the Spotify profile equivalent of a middle school talent show, where the highlight is always the awkward kid singing show tunes. Seriously, your love for musicals has me questioning if your Spotify is just a front for some off-off-Broadway audition. I half-expect to see you feature a "Best of Showtunes" playlist next to a VHS of Mamma Mia! in your living room. Your diverse taste in genres reads less like a sophisticated palate and more like a slightly unhinged roommate who borrows your pop records without asking. And then we have your top artists - wow, you've really gone out of your way to curate a sonic experience that screams "I have taste... in the most obscure way possible." Your playlist could probably serve as the soundtrack for a hipster funeral—complete with the sounds of unloved indie pop and sad art-pop ballads. It’s like you flew high above the mainstream and landed right in the “not even on Pitchfork’s radar” zone. I mean, if your top artist is called “*repeat repeat,” it might be time to change tracks in life and find a new motif. Lastly, let's talk about your “most played songs,” which reads like an emo diary entry from someone in their third therapy session. “Douchebag” and “bad idea right?”—Malek, you might want to put that playlist on private because the last thing we need is for your ex to discover your very clear patterns of self-sabotage and questionable choices in love. With that selection, it’s hard to tell if you’re creating a guilty-pleasure jam list or simply preparing a soundtrack for your emotional breakdown. Either way, good luck with your next therapy session; I’ll be the one in the corner with earbuds in, singing along to something that doesn’t require a thesaurus to enjoy.

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