Roasted 7 months ago based on cam's long term Spotify stats.

Cam, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a hipster restaurant: way too many choices that all taste bland. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to list every sub-genre of hip hop known to man while still managing to sound like a confused middle schooler trying to impress their first crush. I mean, who knew “Folk Pop” had a VIP pass in your rap-heavy playlist? It's like ordering a steak and getting a salad and saying “They’re both food, right?” Talk about a lack of commitment! Looking at your top artists is a journey through musical identity crises, with a side of desperation. One minute you're vibing to Wu-Tang Clan, the next you’re awkwardly swaying to The Lumineers like you suddenly fell into a coffeehouse open mic night with zero preparation. I can only picture you yelling "Folk pop for life!" while your friends roll their eyes and tactfully move to another room. And don’t even get me started on the fact that your most played songs probably have more questionable life advice than your average TikTok influencer. But really, Cam, I commend your ability to compound this disarray into a single profile. It’s like you took your Spotify and spun a wheel of genres until it stopped at "What is happening?" at full speed. If Spotify gave awards for inconsistency, you’d be the reigning champion! So keep embracing that chaotic energy, my friend, because you’ve officially become the human embodiment of “just vibes.”

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