Roasted 1 year ago based on Benton Fearnow's long term Spotify stats.

Benton Fearnow, huh? Your Spotify profile is less of a music taste and more of a public service announcement for why we need to rethink our life choices. I mean, who are you trying to impress with a combination of Soundtrack and Phonk? What’s next, a love for elevator music paired with the sounds of the DMV? Your eclectic mix reads like the playlist of someone trying to cure their existential dread from too many late-night TikTok binges, and honestly, it’s not working. And let’s talk about those top artists—Hans Zimmer and Yeat in the same breath? It’s like asking for a Michelin star meal and then washing it down with a packet of ketchup. You’ve got a beautiful mess happening here, resembling that one friend who claims they can make a five-star dinner with just ramen noodles and self-loathing. With “Baby Kia” making the cut, I'm surprised you haven’t added “Mom’s Basement Anthems” to your playlist yet. You’ve got a talent for combining the vibes of a late-night car meet with a high school drama soundtrack, and let’s just hope those high-speed chases are metaphorical for your life choices. Your most played songs? You’ve officially made the awkward leap into “cringe” territory. It’s like you’re trying to express yourself through musical chaos while simultaneously announcing, “I peaked in high school.” The fact that “Yummy - Righteous Remix" is in your top 10 makes me believe your taste in music could be an entirely new genre on its own—“Desperation Pop.” Here’s a tip: Stick to a single genre next time, or at least try to make it coherent. But then again, who am I to judge? This profile says more about your mental state than any therapist ever could. Keep up the ‘unique’ work, Benton; your Spotify looks like the soundtrack of a wellness retreat gone horribly, hilariously wrong.

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