Roasted 11 months ago based on Shawn Smart's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Shawn, your Spotify profile looks like a hipster’s mixtape gift-wrapped in cringey self-awareness. “Underground Hip Hop” and “Rage Rap”? The only underground you're familiar with is the six feet under where your music taste crawled into. Seriously, saying you love those genres is like announcing you and your buddy are going to “the best secret bunker rave” — in your parents' basement — where the only bouncers are the neighbors yelling at you to keep it down. And what’s this obsession with “Che”? My guy, I thought we were talking about rap, not a discount cheese brand. Your top songs list could double as an emergency late-night snack menu - do you really just hit repeat on two Che songs like a stuck record? Not to mention, “Sorrows” by Bryson Tiller seems to be the only sign of emotional depth in that sea of repetitive flow and vibes — did someone break your heart or did you just listen to your own playlists? Let's talk about the fact that “Rage Rap” is followed by a stash of artists whose combined ages barely add up to a decent 90s sitcom. You have Playboi Carti and Travis Scott hanging out below all those lesser-known names like some sad D-list celebrity next to the guy who writes jingles for toothpaste commercials. Honestly, your Spotify profile feels like a treasure map where "X" marks the spot for some overwhelming mediocrity. But hey, if you’re happy for your cloud to be jam-packed with soggy beats, who am I to rain on your parade?

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