Roasted 2 months ago based on Amy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Amy, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate Tinder bio for someone who's still trying to figure out their identity at 27. With that hodgepodge of favorite genres — all things Latin mixed in with a sprinkle of musicals and a dash of indie — it’s like you took a musical sampler platter and just went to town! Is this a playlist or the world's most confused mixtape? I half expect to see “Karaoke Night at the Senior Center” as one of your hidden genres. Now let’s talk about your top artists — I’ve seen better taste at a toddler's birthday party. Taylor Swift and Olivia Dean? Ugh, it’s like you’re trying to curate the soundtrack for a middle school dance! And Bad Bunny? Props for trying to be edgy, but with ABBA as your guilty pleasure right next to him, you might as well be sipping chamomile tea while wearing those bedazzled jeans from the clearance rack. Who knew you were a time traveler stuck somewhere between the ‘70s and today’s pop rejects? Your most played songs scream basic like a girl in yoga pants at brunch. Really, Amy? Five tracks from Olivia Dean? You’d think she’s paying rent in your head with how often you play her songs. “I’ve Seen It” was likely your theme song during your last two breakups, and let’s be real: it might just be time to start seeing a therapist instead of diving into another Olivia Dean spiral. So here’s a suggestion — maybe stick to one genre, or God forbid, give your headphones a break and explore a little more than the same shady corner of the musical universe. We love you, but the world might need a favor from you: PLEASE, for the love of everything good, just mix it up a bit!

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