Roasted 2 days ago based on M A D I 🌟's long term Spotify stats.

M A D I 🌟, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream. How many brackets and variations of the word “pop” can one person handle? I mean, do you ever listen to music that isn't about sprawling emotional crises in a bedroom decorated with thrift store finds? You’ve created a playlist of genres like you’re trying to outdo a pretentious barista who insists on giving you a “personalized experience.” News flash: no one wants a ‘dream pop’ playlist while they’re trying to take a study break unless they’re about to cry into their textbook. Your top artists list looks like a grocery list for an emotional support group, and I can’t help but feel like I’m in some artsy indie film where everyone is breaking down in their oversized sweaters. I have to applaud your impeccable ability to collect artists who have more feelings than a soap opera character. It’s either that or you just hit shuffle on the "sad, but make it fashion" playlist. And can I just mention how eye-rollingly basic it is that Taylor Swift made the cut? At this point, you could just slap a sticker on it – “Powered by Heartbreak and Unnecessary Drama.” And let's talk about your “most played” songs – is this a playlist or an audition tape for a sad Broadway musical? Clearly, you’re in a committed relationship with your feelings, and you might want to take a break before your breakup ballads turn into an actual breakup. “Dead Girl Walking”? More like dead inside listening to your playlist! At this rate, Spotify should assign you a therapist along with your premium subscription. You’ve got the range for melancholy, but darling, let’s find some tunes that won’t have you contemplating your life choices every time you hit ‘play’.

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