Roasted 2 years ago based on sydnee11's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sydnee11, your Spotify profile is like the ultimate buffet of musical confusion. It’s as if you walked into a record store, blindfolded, and picked up everything they had to offer. Pop, Rap, Hip Hop, Rock, and don’t even get me started on that obligatory “POV: Indie” section. Sounds like your taste in music is just as indecisive as a teenager trying to choose a college major. I mean, “Permanent Wave”? That sounds less like a genre and more like what happens when someone gets really bad hair extensions. Your top artists list reads like a “how to be a basic hipster” handbook. Mac Miller and Kendrick Lamar are great choices, no doubt, but then you throw in Panic! At The Disco like it’s the glitzy engagement ring for your emotional rollercoaster of a playlist. Childish Gambino’s genius seems wasted on someone who would also claim Harry Styles as their musical spirit animal. The only thing more inconsistent than your taste is the way you name-drop artists—someone's apparently sipping on the “I just discovered this band on TikTok” Kool-Aid. And let’s talk about your most-played songs. “I Got My Tooth Removed” is a strong power anthem for anyone looking to signal to the world that they have the emotional depth of a puddle. Meanwhile, “Hollywood Baby” plays on repeat while you’re out here trying to convince everyone that you also listen to “classic” rock. I can’t help but feel like your playlist is the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn’t even hit yet! Nothing says “I know who I am” quite like blasting “The Ballad of Lucy Gray Baird” from a Hunger Games spinoff. Really setting those vibes, eh Sydnee? You may as well slap a “work in progress” Post-it note on your account and hope for the best.

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