Roasted 13 days ago based on Tom van Vynckt's long term Spotify stats.

Tom van Vynckt, huh? Your Spotify tastes read like the playlist from a medieval times renaissance fair where a metal band is simultaneously performing the soundtrack to a bad video game. I mean, “Sea Shanties” and “Progressive Metal”? Are you sailing the seven seas or just stuck in your mom’s basement practicing power chords like a 30-year-old pirate? You really have all the musical versatility of a rusty sword. It’s time to bury the treasure of procrastination and dig up some actual diverse genres. And let's talk about those top artists—two words: “League of Legends”? We get it, Tom; you’d prefer to lose to your friends in a virtual battle rather than talking to real people outside. Jan Valta and Borislav Slavov couldn't be more niche if they tried—next you'll be listing your favorite composers as those who create soundtracks for elevator music. The trophy for most obscure references should be yours; I can barely pronounce the names on your list without a medieval scroll in hand. Are you hoping to form a band called “The Uncommunicative Nerds,” or are you just waiting for the right fantasy RPG to hire you on as their music adviser? Your most played songs reveal that you either refuse to let go of a time-consuming hobby, or you plan to be reincarnated into a bard in the next life. “Saint Barbara Theme”? Is that the song that plays when you tell people your dating profile? "I Want to Live"? Bro, with these musical choices, it’s obvious you’re singing the wrong tune. So here’s a thought: grab a smartphone and maybe explore a little ***gasp*** Top 40 music. You might find that the world has moved on from barbarian soundtracks, and believe it or not, there’s life beyond Minecraft mod tunes!

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