Roasted 2 years ago based on scumprincess <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh scumprincess <3, your Spotify profile is like a bad mixtape left behind at a garage sale—an alarming collection nobody asked for, but here we are, forced to sift through remnants of questionable taste. You’ve slapped together a favorite genres list that reads like an excruciatingly awkward Tinder bio. Who knew you could find love in "Suomi Rock" and "Industrial Metal" while being a walking contradiction? I bet your playlists are the emotional equivalent of a midlife crisis happening at a goth rave. And let's talk about your top artists: a delightful melting pot of angst and existential dread. It’s like you decided to channel every seventh-grader's notebook filled with doodles of skulls and quotes from "The Perks of Being a Wallflower." Lana Del Rey next to CMX? Honey, that’s not versatility; that’s an identity crisis on shuffle. You're definitely one mixtape away from donning a crown of thorns and insisting you were born in the wrong era. I can almost see the glitter mascara running down your face as you howl at the moon while humming "Paranoid" for the umpteenth time. Your most played songs? What are we doing here, auditioning for the world's worst emo band? "Honestly Ok" by Dido in the same breath as "Whore - Filthy Whore?" Someone should really check your pulse as your taste veers dangerously close to an experimental performance art piece that nobody signed up to see. At this point, I half expect you to curate a playlist titled "Songs for Shoveling Grief" featuring everything from existential metal to that one pop song you can manage to tolerate because the beat is catchy. Keep it up, scumprincess <3, and you might just end up being the honorary queen of cringe—crowned in a dumpster behind a Hot Topic!

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