Roasted 4 months ago based on .✧Lyann Al-Sayf✧.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Lyann Al-Sayf, the emo kid who somehow managed to get stuck in a time loop of 2003! Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a middle school drama club, minus the talent. Let’s just call it what it is: a curated playlist for when you're crying over your nonexistent love life and contemplating if charcoal eyeliner counts as a food group. It’s no surprise that your top artists include My Chemical Romance—because how else would one compensate for their absolute lack of happiness? And let’s talk about that genre list. “Rock” and “Alternative Metal” make sense, but “Nu Metal”? Sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but if your taste were any more niche, you’d need a specialty store just to find the right music. Did they stop making new songs after 2005, or are you just trying to resurrect the ghost of angsty rock for a dramatic plot twist in your life? I can practically hear you shouting into the void, “I want the world to know I have depth!” Spoiler: they don’t care; you just sound like you’re in a continuous cycle of “not listening to therapy.” Your most played songs read like a “how to wallow in self-pity” manual. Seriously, who hurt you, Lyann? "I Want You" is all well and good, but I'm just here wondering if you ever considered the people who might want to help you. With lyrics that seem to scream, “Look, I’m deep!,” it’s hard to believe you’re not a walking cliché quoting Edward from Twilight at rhythmic intervals. So maybe, just maybe, it’s time to branch out beyond Mitski and My Chemical Romance. Here’s a wild idea: explore a genre that doesn’t sound like a mid-life crisis in progress.

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