Roasted 2 years ago based on Shroffskylar's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round and bear witness to the musical buffet that is Shroffskylar's Spotify profile! This is the digital equivalent of ordering a five-course meal and then requesting a side of ketchup for every dish. Pop? Check. Afrobeats? Sure, why not! Nigerian Pop, UK Pop, and a sprinkle of Sda A Cappella? It’s like you threw your music taste into a blender and hit “puree.” I half expect to find “Whistling” by the neighborhood rooster in your top tracks! And don’t get me started on your top artists. Qing Madi? Not even Google can find him half the time. I know Little Mix is a thing, but between Jason Derulo and “Shower Power,” it’s clear you’re not just living in the past, you're setting up a permanent residence. As for El Roi Ministry, do you even ask what they sing, or do you just nod along and pretend you’re just as holy while blasting “The God Who Sees” on repeat? I’m convinced your playlists are a secret scheme for someone to harvest your personality—you're practically an emotional buffet! Now, the masterpiece that is your most played songs is an ode to confusion. “Bum Bum” by Yemi Alade stands proudly next to “Peace Be Still.” Talk about mixed signals! Are you on a dance floor or in church praying for salvation? Seriously, though, when your top songs look like the lineup for a awkwardly themed party, you might want to reconsider your listening habits. It’s like you’re trying to win the title of “World’s Most Eclectic Playlist” but ended up with “World’s Most Uncomfortable Family Reunion.” Keep it up, Shroffskylar; your Spotify might just end up in the music hall of shame!

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