Roasted 4 months ago based on EtherSeren's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vultonized! The only person who listens to music that sounds like a blender on a sugar high and a mid-life crisis colliding. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a dystopian science fiction film where all the characters are having an existential crisis at a rave. I mean, breakcore and speedcore as your main genres? I get it—subtlety and nuance are for people who didn’t get their caffeine fix before hitting "shuffle"! You're the type of person who would throw a party and call it a "sonic experience" while the rest of us are just trying to survive ear trauma. Your top artist selection is a blend of confusion and chaos—JPEGMAFIA followed by Joji? It’s like you’re going from “I’m an anarchist who hates the establishment” to “but also, I cry a lot.” What kind of emotional rollercoaster are you on? The fact that you enjoy artists like Playboi Carti and Kendrick Lamar tells me you want to flex your rap credentials while also pretending you belong to indie music’s underground scene. Spoiler alert: you don’t. You're just a hipster at war with their own taste—it's tragic on one side, and a train wreck of cringe on the other. And let's talk about your most played songs! The fact that "Jesus Forgive Me, I Am A Thot" is on repeat in your life says enough about your life choices, but honestly, you could’ve spared us the painful irony of listening to "Glimpse of Us" while grappling with what seems to be an eternal relationship with your own angsty vibes. You’re like a human mood ring, except you oscillate between “who hurt you” and “I promise I’m actually chill.” Vultonized, see a therapist or pick one genre—there's no need to make us all suffer through your confused emotions in 10 different ways!

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