Roasted 2 years ago based on plural_cactus's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, plural_cactus, living in a musical desert where only The Beatles and Pink Floyd are the prickly cacti that sustain you! You’ve got more remastered Beatles tracks on repeat than a vinyl collector at a nostalgia convention. At this point, your Spotify Wrapped is going to just say “Help!” in big letters. If your love for The Beatles was any more intense, we’d have to get you a dedicated corner in the local museum—“The Shrine of the Soggy Synths.” And let’s talk about those “favorite genres.” Your playlist reads like a grumpy dad explaining his Spotify to a teenager—"Yeah, I like rock... and classic rock... and a sprinkle of psychedelic rock for the ‘spicy’ vibes.” But then you threw in rap and hip hop like you're attempting a musical “Come Together” with absolutely zero coherence. Really, who do you think you are? Some kind of time-traveling DJ who remembers the '60s but somehow fast-forwards to buy a Twenty One Pilots T-shirt? But here’s the real kicker; you list “Mellow Gold” as a favorite genre, which essentially means you enjoy music that sounds like it’s permanently stuck in the awkward silent moments of your life. You’re the human equivalent of a Spotify radio station where good vibes go to die! So grab a cactus and sit in the desert sun because your musical taste is literally wilting away. Just remember: while you may think you’re a connoisseur, your streaming habits suggest you might actually be a glorious accident waiting to happen!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!