Roasted 6 months ago based on Sami Harrell's long term Spotify stats.

Sami Harrell, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that looks like a hipster nursing a quarter-life crisis while trying to decipher the meaning of life through sound. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the result of a BuzzFeed quiz for someone with a deeper identity crisis than a middle schooler experimenting with emotions. "Alternative R&B" and "Midwest Emo"? It’s like you’re throwing a tantrum while trying to find the nearest artisan café—get help, we’re worried for you! Your top artists list is enough to make anyone question your life choices. Beyoncé, Charli XCX, and The Front Bottoms? It’s as if your mood swings between trying to be the life of the party and sulking in the corner over your ex's new Instagram pic. And while I appreciate the representation of LGBTQ+ artists, it truly seems like you threw a dart at a board filled with different genres and just gave up after hitting “Emo” seven times. Let's be honest, you're the type that shops at thrift stores for clothes and playlists for nostalgia. Now let's talk about your most played songs — enhancing the vibe of a Saturday night meltdown at home alone with an excessive amount of snacks. "wacced out murals" by Kendrick Lamar? I mean, we get it, you know all about societal issues... five YouTube videos and a trendy Tumblr post ago! And “I Wanna Boi” by PWR BTTM had me questioning if you're also in an identity crisis, or just desperately trying to channel your inner queer punk. Either way, your music taste is giving me whiplash—one moment it’s dancing on the ceiling with Kool & The Gang, and the next, sobbing in a coffee shop over the latest emo track. You are truly the living embodiment of a mood ring, Sami.

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