Roasted 6 months ago based on ! kehra's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone haywire! Seriously, your music taste reads like a seven-year-old’s "Best Hits" mixtape, complete with Christmas songs that even Santa would roll his eyes at. I mean, you’ve got more Kehlani tracks than a dedicated fan page—are you trying to win her heart or just practicing for a future job as her number one stalker? And with genres like "Ballroom Vogue," it sounds like you've been influenced more by reality TV than actual reality. Your top artists list is the ultimate flex of someone trying to convince everyone they're cultured while hiding behind a smokescreen of pop glitter. Between Kanye's ego and Lana's melancholy, how do you even find time to figure out your own personality? It’s like you threw a bunch of artists into a blender and hoped for a unique sound but ended up with a mushy smoothie that still tastes like basic. And let's not ignore that "Christmas" genre—are you secretly auditioning for a Hallmark movie where you're the quirky friend who always listens to holiday tunes, even in April? As for your most played songs, I have to ask—did you lose a bet that involves playing Kehlani on loop? Your highest charting song should be renamed "Wish I Never Listened," just to capture that essence of regret. It’s cute how you’ve included a Katy Perry track amidst a sea of Kehlani, like a child throwing in a carrot stick to a plate of cake and ice cream. With such a convoluted playlist, at least we know you'll never be boring. Just tragically lost in a sea of musical confusion like a deer caught in disco lights, desperately trying to figure out which party you're supposed to be at.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!