Roasted 1 year ago based on ariah's long term Spotify stats.

Ariah, your Spotify profile is like a trendy thrift shop threw up on a hipster's playlist. Seriously, who do you think you are slapping together “Art Pop,” “Neoperreo,” and “Electroclash”? It’s like you took a blender to the last decade of music and hit the purée button, serving up a cacophony of sounds that can only be described as “What is this?” At this point, I’m convinced you just scroll through genre tags and hit “yes” to everything. I’d ask what you're trying to express, but I think the answer is "confusion." Let’s talk about your top artists, which reads like a "Who’s Who" of why the music industry is in shambles. You’ve got Kanye, sure, but then you drop us right into the depths of internet obscurity with “Dinamarca” and “Computerwife.” If anybody gets lost in the sea of your bizarre tastes, just know there’s a big flashing sign that says, “Help! I have too many feels and not enough mainstream!” Honestly, I’d be more impressed if you had any artists that people outside your algorithm have heard of. Half of your playlist sounds like the result of a bot that was programmed to only find songs made by people who have fewer than a hundred followers. And let's not even get started on your most played songs – they seem to be a soundtrack for a meltdown in a hipster coffee shop. You really hit the jackpot with “Elmo’s World Main Theme” floating casually in with the rest of your angst-driven tunes, didn’t you? It’s like you’re not just living in isolation, you’re DJing from inside a bubble of your own eccentricity. If your vibe were a room, it would smell like lavender incense and regret while drowning itself in a pitcher of kale smoothie. Step it up, Ariah, or at least consider a new genre—perhaps “Sad Pop” would suit you perfectly!

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