Roasted 4 months ago based on vaishuu's long term Spotify stats.

Vaishuu, I have to say, your Spotify profile is like a deep dive into a high school emo diary that somehow got dumped in a thrift store. Midwest Emo? Really? I’m half convinced your real-life persona is just a side character in an indie film where everyone secretly cries over a breakup while drinking overpriced oat milk. "Dream Pop" and "Shoegaze" – is that what they're calling nap music these days? I’ve seen John Mayer get more wild than your entire playlist. Your top artists read like the “who’s who” of a sad boy convention, with a sprinkle of that overplayed Taylor Swift for good measure. I mean, Hozier and Radiohead? Are you trying to drop a mixtape for all the lonely hearts in the world or just rewriting the emotional syllabus of every 20-something who doesn’t know how to express their feelings? And Mom Jeans? Well, at least those cover both ends of the gender spectrum – you can cry about your crush while looking like a thrift store mannequin. Oh, and your most played songs! "Back to the Old House?" Sure thing, because nothing screams “I haven’t moved on” more than revisiting the emotional grave of a long-dead relationship. You’re just one sad chord progression away from falling into a deep existential crisis as you belt out to "Every Breath You Take." But hey, if it helps you to indulge in all that emotional turbulence while secretly reliving your glory days in a rented studio apartment, then more power to you – just remember to keep a box of tissues nearby!

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