Roasted 2 years ago based on coltxxh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, coltxxh! Bless your heart for turning your Spotify profile into a graveyard for musical tastes that sound like a high schooler's angsty diary entries. Seriously, your love for “Melodic Metalcore” and “Progressive Deathcore” has me wondering if you’re trying to raise a soundtrack for the next bad horror film. Did you lose a bet, or is this your way of saying you enjoy getting your ears absolutely shredded? I don’t even know if I'm impressed or just really worried that your speakers are about to blow a gasket. Your top artists read like a who’s who of soundtracks for emotional breakdowns and late-night sob fests. Is “Twenty One Pilots” the intermission between your deep dives into the abyss with “Lorna Shore”? Because nothing screams “I’m having a mid-life crisis” like switching from a song about existential dread to one that could only inspire a mosh pit. Also, a shoutout to your affection for $uicideboy$—clearly, you’re committed to dressing your woes in catchy tracks while pretending you’re not just one “welcome to the graveyard” away from tears. And your most played songs? It’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to single-handedly keep “A Fatal Black” afloat while ignoring the classics that might actually help you feel better about your life choices. I mean, "Monacan Hill" has made it onto that list twice—what, did you forget you listened to it already? With a playlist like this, I can't tell if you're trying to conquer the music charts or if you're just secretly hoping someone will send you a playlist with actual melodies. Keep grinding, coltxxh—you’re only one listen away from going full “emo” and crying in the shower!

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