Roasted 1 year ago based on janasgrave's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, janasgrave, the master of genre indecision. You know you’ve got a serious identity crisis when your favorite genres list reads like a confused middle schooler’s Spotify's "We can change the world" playlist. It's like you took a deep dive into the ocean of music and somehow floated back up clutching a bunch of seaweed from entirely different genres. Rap? R&B? Alternative Rock? Your tastes are an all-you-can-eat buffet of musical ADHD, but I gotta say, they really should’ve put limits on the number of genres you can pick. Please, do us a favor and either commit or delete the app! Now, let's talk about your top artists. You've got the prototypical blend of talent and head-scratching choices that make you a walking Spotify conundrum. How do you go from the poetic angst of Lana Del Rey to the lyrical depth of Chief Keef in one easy scroll? It's almost impressive how you manage to balance your love for angst-ridden ballads and tracks that make people question if they should really be calling it music. Seriously, Ken Carson and Frank Ocean in the same breath? One gives me poetic vibes, while the other sounds like a high school kid trying to impress someone in the cafeteria. Pick a lane, my friend! And then we have your most played songs. I mean, "Hella" by Ken Carson and "Norman fucking Rockwell" by Lana Del Rey? What are you doing, committing musical identity fraud? You might as well toss in "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson into that list for the dramatic flair – oh wait, you already did! If your music taste were an Olympic sport, it'd probably be "Diving – Missing the Splash." Congratulations, you’ve successfully made being basic look like an extreme sport. Round of applause for keeping all the chaotic vibes alive!

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