Roasted 1 year ago based on Birthday's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Birthday, your Spotify profile is like an unmade bed in a teenager's room: chaotic, confusing, and just a tad concerning. With genres ranging from Vocaloid to Japanese VGM, it’s clear you haven't quite decided if you want to be the coolest kid on the emo block or if you’re simply a walking anime cliche waiting to happen. Your taste leans so heavily into the Japanese music scene, it's like the cultural ambassador for an isolated island of sadness and nostalgia. We get it, you love cartoons and angst—how about you try listening to something a little adventurous, like, I don’t know, anything that doesn’t require a multi-colored wig and a sense of impending doom? As for your top artists, the list reads like a reject pile of an anime convention’s karaoke night. I’m convinced your Spotify algorithm is suffering from an identity crisis—either that or it’s training to become a really niche, hipster DJ who only plays at obscure underground clubs. Mushi-P? Gezebelle Gaburgably? I had to Google half of these names just to confirm I'm not having a stroke. At this point, one might think you’re trying to put together the world's most eccentric band lineup, one that would probably only appeal to the lonely planet of “Sorry, I Speak Only Fluorescent Green.” And let’s talk about your most played songs—this is like a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis by way of a 13-year-old’s diary. "Kill All Your Friends"? Really? We've all been there, Birthday, but you don't have to invite that level of melodrama into your earbuds. At least you're not hiding it, right? Sure, while everyone else is belting out bangers at the local bar, you’re at home syncing your feelings with "The Star, To You 17Years Old." Just remember: music isn’t just an escape; it doesn’t have to feel like a full-time job of perpetual angst. So step outside, touch some grass, and maybe discover a genre that won’t make you cry while you contemplate the meaning of life—unless that’s your jam, in which case, please keep it up.

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