Roasted 2 months ago based on P's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's P – the only person I know who could make a Spotify profile feel like an awkward family gathering. Seriously, your taste in music reads like a middle-aged man's midlife crisis mixtape. It's like your favorite genres were picked by someone who can't decide if they want to chill at the coffeehouse or start a small-time garage band right next to it. I mean, how many ways can you listen to someone moan about a heartbreak or the struggles of life? Getting a little repetitive there, buddy. And while we're at it, let's talk about those top artists. A Tribe Called Quest and Guns N' Roses? Your profile screams "I can't commit to one vibe!" It's like your brain is stuck at the crossroads of a blues festival and a rock concert, with a rogue hip hop DJ spinning in the corner. You probably picked these artists just so you could leave people guessing what mood you're in – spoiler alert: it’s confusion. Honestly, “WILLIS” is in your top five? I didn't realize they were still making music while working as your personal assistant. As for your most played songs, are you curating a playlist for sad attempts at poetic musings? "I Think I Left the Stove On"? Wow, riveting. Your Spotify account could double as a cry for help. If I had a dollar for every time I felt like “See the Light” was playing in the background of my life, I'd probably be stuck in a mid-90s sitcom trying to figure out why my friend thinks holding onto a tambourine makes him a musician. All in all, P, your profile is like the soundtrack to an awkward road trip that no one asked to be a part of. Enjoy that journey of self-discovery – just don't forget a map, or you'll end up lost in the blues!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!