Roasted 2 years ago based on ayue's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to ayue's Spotify profile, where the favorite genres read like a hipster’s diary after their seventh cup of cold brew. Seriously, how many ways can you say “I’m too cool for mainstream music” without actually saying anything at all? It’s a veritable buffet of indie options that honestly sounds more like the soundtrack to a pretentious art gallery than anything else. If there’s a prize for most niche taste, my friend, you’re on the fast track—currently in the running for the award of “Most Likely to Only Attend Audio-Visual Festivals.” Your top artists read like you threw a dart at a vinyl record shop’s wall and whatever sticks is enough to secure you a role as an underground music apologist. “Yaelokre,” “formerly Maryknoll,” and “Someone Still Loves You Phoenix Manalo”? What is this, a music festival lineup or a press release from the local therapy group for people who take sad songs entirely too seriously? Are we sure this isn’t the Spotify account of that one friend who thinks they can bring everyone down to a whisper just by mentioning their favorite “underrated singer-songwriter” who probably only has three YouTube subscribers? And let’s talk about your “Most Played” section. Featuring more repeat tracks than a sleep-deprived radio DJ. It’s like you’ve got a laser focus on “Harpy Hare”; have you considered branching out, or are you just really into self-inflicted artistic torture? Look, dwelling in the legendary voicemails of Yaelokre is a niche talent, but even indie music has to accept that it isn't a ticket to Eternal Sad-Ville. Next time you’re contemplating your listening habits, just remember: there’s a whole world of fun, upbeat songs out there that won’t have you questioning your life choices.

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