Roasted 7 months ago based on lu(KISS)'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, "lu(KISS)"—if that name doesn’t scream “I’m one bad decision away from a regrettable tattoo,” I don’t know what does. Looking at your genre choices is like diving into the hyperactive brain of a teenager who just discovered pop culture through TikTok. K-Pop and Hyperpop? So you basically enjoy music that sounds like a sugar rush metastasizing into an audio form of ADHD. Honestly, I’m surprised you don’t have “Meme Melodies” or “What’s That Noise” on your list—it must be hiding in the depths of “Latin Pop” next to “I’ll Regret 3 A.M. Choices.” Your top artists read like an Overly Enthusiastic Party Planner's playlist. Let me break it down: ROSALÍA and Charli XCX might be the queens of chart-toppers, but the rest? I’m starting to think you just Googled “artists nobody else listens to” and went wild. Do you also collect limited edition popsicles that look like their faces? I mean, “La Más Draga” alongside “Mentiras El Musical”? You might want to chill out with the identity crisis you’re having here—seriously, your Spotify could hold support groups for genres trying to figure themselves out. And let's talk about your most played songs. A chart dominated by ROSALÍA? Bold choice, my friend. Are you trying to channel some inner Rosa Parks with the cringe of sexual audio representation? “Sexo, Violencia y Llantas” and “La Yugular” sounds like the titles of the world’s clingiest couple’s home videos. With selections like those, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a health warning. How do you listen to so many tracks about sex and violence yet still have the emotional depth of a goldfish? If music is supposed to reflect our identity, you seem to be doing a fantastic job of confusing everyone around you.

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