Roasted 2 years ago based on Brit's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Brit and her Spotify playlist designed to appeal to absolutely no one but herself. Did your music taste go through a traumatic breakup with originality? You’ve got more genres and artists here than you have actual friends. "Stomp and Holler"? Sounds like you just tripped over your own musical identity. And the only thing more confused than your favorite genres is the guy you tried to explain your taste to at the party. Spoiler alert: he left after the first "POV." Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Taylor Swift, Zach Bryan, and all those indie folk-dudes make for an awkward vibe at the bonfire. You’re like that friend who insists on sharing their deep feels while everyone else is just trying to have a good time. Hozier, Mac Miller, and Fleetwood Mac? Come on, Brit! You’ve got so much acoustic sorrow packed in there that it could fill the Grand Canyon. If your music choices were a meal, they'd be a kale salad with a side of existential crisis. Yum. And let’s be real, “Springsteen” by Eric Church is the only thing keeping your playlist from mainlining pure cringe. Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis of a 22-year-old. How many therapy sessions did these artists get in to help you process your feelings on bathroom lighting and love? Remember, just because you can hum along doesn't mean you should. Embrace a little chaos, Brit! Your playlist could use a hell of a lot more thumping bass and less moping around.
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