Roasted 1 year ago based on nicole's long term Spotify stats.

Nicole, let’s be real: your Spotify profile looks like a middle school diary threw up on a vintage record store. You’ve got so much emo in here that I half-expect your playlist to come with a side of angst and a complimentary bowl of sadness. If I had a nickel for every time I saw "My Chemical Romance" on repeat, I'd have enough money to hire a therapist for you. Seriously, it’s like you're trying to single-handedly keep Hot Topic in business. With a lineup of artists that screams, “I’m one mixtape away from getting ghosted,” you seem to have a real knack for finding the most niche bands possible. “New Jersey Indie”? You’re just one tattoo and a pair of thick-rimmed glasses away from being that person who pretends to love community theater. Your top played songs can only be described as the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis occurring in your early twenties. If your life were a movie, it’d definitely be a flick where the main character needs a major plot twist to distract from their tragically predictable choices. Remember when "rock" was about rebellion and not wallowing in self-pity? Your mix of power pop and darkwave is giving us all whiplash—like, are you trying to save the world or just reminding us that the world is literally burning? Bon Jovi and MCR? Talk about a musical identity crisis. It's like if a mullet was a playlist: business in the front, emotional breakdown in the back. Honestly, at this point, your Spotify looks less like a collection of songs and more like a cry for help with a side of nostalgia.

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