Roasted 2 years ago based on DE3's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, DE3, where do we even start? Your Spotify profile is like a weird buffet of musical insecurities, where the only thing less coherent than your playlists is the life choices you’ve made leading up to this moment. Your top genres read like a fever dream of a teenager with way too much time and an inexplicable obsession with video games. “Permanent Wave”? Is that a genre or just your hairstyle in middle school? Let's take a look at those top artists. C418 and Yu-Peng Chen in the same breath as Coldplay? You must be the only person on Earth who listens to "My Universe" while simultaneously longing for pixelated worlds where the only thing that gets hurt is your eardrums. Midnight Oil? Are you still stuck in the '90s? Or are you just trying to summon the ghost of nostalgia to distract from your otherwise unremarkable taste? At this point, your playlist should come with a warning label: “May induce excessive eye-rolling and existential crisis.” And those most played songs? A line-up that screams, “I couldn't pick between my childhood obsessions and my midlife panic attacks.” "Levitating"? More like you’re just trying to elevate your spirits since you can’t seem to keep your feet on the ground. “Burn It All Down” from League of Legends? Wow, couldn't relate more to that track title considering how you’ve burnt through all musical credibility faster than you can hit that speedrun. Keep listening, DE3; who knows, you might accidentally unlock a new genre that doesn't make people question your sanity. But then again, we all know that’s the real challenge.
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