Roasted 19 days ago based on padly's long term Spotify stats.

Padlii, darling, if your Spotify profile was a cake, it might go stale while you try to find new flavors. I mean, it's impressive that you’ve managed to turn a whole Lady Gaga karaoke rental into a top-ten list. You know you can listen to more than one artist, right? Your profile looks less like a music taste and more like a loyalty program gone horribly wrong, where you get points for every time you scream “GAGA!” into a mirror. And let’s not even get started on your favorite genres. "Art Pop"? Really? What are you trying to prove, that you know how to capitalize two words? At this point, I'd be shocked if your taste could evolve faster than a caterpillar into a butterfly. It seems like "pop" and "art pop" are the only forms of self-expression you allow yourself, like a fashion icon who only wears black and beige. Don't worry, though – we see you waving your little flag of pretend sophistication. But here's the kicker: you’re so devoted to Lady Gaga, you must have a shrine dedicated to her in your closet. At this rate, the next song on your playlist better be titled “Please, for the love of all that’s holy, play something not by me.” Maybe consider branching out to other artists, or at least knowing “Applause” isn’t a life anthem meant to justify your lack of musical range. Keep it up, Padlii; you’re one playlist away from being certified as a walking karaoke machine in need of a firmware update!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists