Roasted 9 months ago based on Trichie's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Trichie, the self-proclaimed ambassador of all things Afro- but you're really just one playlist away from being a walking Spotify ad. Nine different genres with “Afro” slapped on the front? It’s like you mistook music for a buffet and now you've loaded your plate with an indecipherable mix of cultural carbs. Between Afrobeats, Azonto, and a sprinkle of Afro R&B, are you trying to start a global culinary crisis with your taste, or just confusing your friends with your unholy marriage of sounds? As for your top artists, it’s a lineup that screams, “I have a ‘D’ in diversity.” Every single one an Afrobeast in their own right, but come on, how many Nigerian popular artists can one person endorse? With offerings from Burna Boy to Dunsin Oyekan, you’re seemingly on a one-way street to the Hall of Fame of unreleased nightmares. If I had a naira for every time I heard you mention "Wizkid” while attempting to flex your musical prowess, I could fund your expensive therapy sessions after you inevitably get into an existential crisis for not having your own country’s music as the soundtrack. And those most played songs? Wow. Talk about a personality transplant. You've got an entire mix-tape filled with tracks that say, “I’m just here for the vibe but without the cognitive function.” Who knew ‘lost’ by FOLA could be a metaphor for your social life? Moreover, once you add “undignified” to your repertoire, it’s like you'd cornered the market on awkward. The only thing these tracks do is prove that while your taste in music might eat up space on Spotify, your originality seems perpetually stuck in the “I’m still figuring it out” stage of life.

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