Roasted 2 months ago based on peter's long term Spotify stats.

Peter, my dude, your Spotify profile looks like the musical equivalent of a lukewarm cup of decaf coffee – it’s soft, predictable, and just safe enough to pass off as a real personality. Seriously, your mix of “soft pop” and “lo-fi hip hop” screams that you’re either perpetually sad or just incredibly indecisive. I mean, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack for a middle schooler's romantic comedy where nobody actually gets a happy ending! At this point, I can only assume you fall asleep clutching a fluffy pillow shaped like Lewis Capaldi's face. Your top artists list is a who's who of the "I’m only here to cry in the shower" brigade. Ed Sheeran and Coldplay, Peter? Really? What’s next on your playlist, “most likely to send a text to your ex”? And don’t even get me started on “neo-psychedelic” – the only trip you're taking is a walk down memory lane with a sad ballad about your crush from the sixth grade. And let’s not overlook C418! Congratulations on recognizing that Minecraft soundtracks are probably the only thing keeping you awake in your existential crises! As for your most played songs, I can practically hear the self-pity oozing through your speakers. You've got “I Hate That It's True” on repeat like it's some kind of personal anthem. Newsflash, buddy: just because Lewis Capaldi channels sad vibes flawlessly doesn’t mean you have to live them! You’re not a cast member in a heart-wrenching movie, and I firmly believe you could use a therapist instead of a Spotify Premium subscription. So, do us all a favor – switch it up! Embrace something with a little grit and spontaneity, or get ready to keep losing the dance battles you’re too afraid to enter.

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