Roasted 4 months ago based on ✧ 𝓶 𝓪 𝓽 𝓽 𝓮 𝓸✧˖*°࿐☑️'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh boy, mTmtmtmtmtempty, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a toddler with a crayon. I mean, K-Pop and Pop? It’s like you’re trying to create the world’s most unoriginal playlist while managing to include genres nobody asked for, like Brazilian Phonk. Congratulations! You’ve curated a collection of sounds that can only be described as “I like my music the same way I like my meals—trendy, colorful, and completely devoid of substance.” Honestly, you’re a hair's breadth away from becoming the human embodiment of an Instagram filter! And don’t even get me started on your top artists! It’s like you threw a dart at a Billboard chart while blindfolded and decided that was your roadmap to musical enlightenment. Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift? Sure, because nothing screams “I have depth” quite like a couple of pop princesses who wrote songs about picking out nail polish. You’ve really managed to blend the vapid with the hyperactive noise of the internet like a DJ on a caffeine bender. With artists like KATSEYE and ENHYPEN, you are single-handedly keeping the “hot mess” genre alive. Bravo! But really, your most played songs could easily serve as a soundtrack for a midlife crisis in a teenager. "I AM"? More like "I’m in denial!" You’ve played "Internet Girl" so much that I'm starting to believe you’ve mistyped your search and just left your Spotify on repeat as the universe tries to find all the original content that you inexplicably keep bypassing. It's as if you asked a monkey with earplugs to curate your music, and they didn't even try—just slapped random titles together like some awkward Tinder bio. So here’s to you, mTmtmtmtmtempty! May your playlists remain as empty as your musical taste!
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