Roasted 10 months ago based on Vale ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ's long term Spotify stats.

Vale ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager's diary entry — it’s a chaotic mashup of K-Pop and reggaeton, making it clear you're trying way too hard to be “cultured.” Seriously, do you have a script for how to live your best lives in multiple genres simultaneously, or are you just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping some of that noise sticks? Noise music and Chilean trap in the same breath? You're like that friend who insists on listening to 10 different playlists in one sitting because they don't know who they are yet. And let’s talk about your top artists. Stray Kids make up 60% of your most played songs, which means you’ve officially morphed into the world’s biggest K-Pop stalker. How's it feel to get upstaged by someone whose entire existence revolves around elaborate choreographies and catchy hooks while you're over here jamming away by yourself like a sad disco ball? There's no shame in loving “Drama” by aespa, but when your playlist triples as a soundtrack for your existential crisis, it’s safe to say you’ve surrendered your taste to the Spotify algorithm. Bravo! You could easily label your profile “Vale's Musical Identity Crisis” and charge admission to watch the chaos unfold. Your favorites list reads like a World Music Expo gone wrong — it’s the 2023 equivalent of mixing peanut butter and tuna fish. Who hurt you, Vale? Did you have to endure half a dozen genre switches just to find something that resonates? Give it a rest; you don't need a personal soundtrack for your mood swings. At this rate, you might as well sign with "One Very Confused Record Label" and save us all the trouble!

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